Joke on Bankers

मेरी बीबी

Wife : Jaanu, what's wrong, tum itna late reply kyun karte ho aajkal? 😔 😔         

Husband : Nahi kuch nahi, busy Tha lill bit.😰

Wife: Tum kuch chupa toh nahi rahe ho na, tum bhot Dino se theek se baat bhi nahi Kar rahe ho.😡
         
Husband : No dear, everything is fine.😘

Wife : Please bolo na, Mein tumhare har problem ko share karna chahti hu, plz tell me.  😘              

Husband: To sun...March shuru ho chuka hei...  Advances ke 3 segment me below March hoon..
CASA down ho gaya.
Priority sector bhi below march hei

NPA 200% badh gaya. 12 March Ko Recovery camp hei...  Chhutti wale din,,,,,,,Koi  NPA wala Jama karne ko tayyar nahi... Na hi koi account upgrade hone ki sambhawna dikh rahi .
5 Serfaisi auction fail ho gaye.
Pichhle 3 mahine se Retail  loan me "0" chal raha hoon. 

2 complaints ka closure nahi hua. Locker campaign men bhi 3 locker bate...
90 me se 28 locker rent pe nahi gaye . Audit report band nahi hui. Govt sponserd scheme or MUDRA loan  progress nil he. 1 officer 1 clerk hata diye. Life & Cross selling me 2 mahine se 0 hoo. 

Annual appraisal  ki dhamki mil gayi he. 

Leave apply ki jo cancell ho gayee.
😞😞😞

Wife : Ok, jaanu bye. Papa ka call aa raha hai,Mai baad me baat karti hoon...
😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳
Dedicated to all Bankers
😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

Source:  @ qtiyapa@