The best joke on Banking section for this year

The best joke on Banking section for this year

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Ek baar ek Bank Employee ek tailor ke paas apni trouser silwaane ke liye kapda lekar gayaa
aur apna measurement dene ke baad bola ki iski trouser banaa do, ekdum latest fashion waali.
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Yeh sunkar tailor bola ki aap iska "salwaar" kyon nahin banwaa lete,
woh zyaada better rahegi
aur aapko cost of stitching bhi kaafi kam lagegi. 

Yeh sun kar Bank Employee gusse mein aa gaya
Aur tailor se bola ki kya bakwaas kar rahe ho ??
Main yahaan apne liye trouser silwaane aaya hoon,
na ki koi salwaar ??? 

Tailor ne jawaab diya,

"fir kal aapko kyaa ho gayaa tha,
Jab main aapke bank mein FD karwaane aaya thha,
aur aapne un paiso se meri Insurance Policy kar di thhi ........!!!!!